Novus Ordo “Messes”

Here are just a few other Novus Ordo Messes documented:

    The Protestant-Masonic-Pagan Novus Ordo Service


    Title & Description



    Date of Photo

    Afro Mess “Afro” Mess
    during which people dressed as African “gods” and “goddesses”, while a pagan priestess acted as an acolyte of the presbyter
    Novus Ordo Presbyter VIIIth Encounter of UNESCO Schools, Sao Luis do Maranhao, Brazil November 17, 2001
    Army Mess “Army” Mess
    in which the performer of the Mess wears a camouflage smock and “consecrates” kommunion kookies in a wicker basket atop an army jeep
    Presbyter Norman Oswald Milwaukee, Wisconsin June 6, 2004
    Balloon Mess “Balloon” Mess
    in which the celebrant and congregation dance to a rock band holding helium balloons
    Newchurch Cardinal Christoph Schönborn Wolfsthal, Austria November 19, 2008
    Barefoot Mess “Barefoot” Mess
    in which teenagers sit around the Novus Ordo “table” in T-shirts, shorts, and bare feet
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Novus Ordo Parish June 9, 2003
    Beach MessBeach Mess Presbyter “Beach” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on the sand of a beach with the congregation dressed (actually partially undressed) in beach and swimwear
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Novus Ordo Parishes,
    Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts
    October 11, 2003
    Bikers Mess 1Bikers Mess 2 “Bikers” Mess
    in which motorcyclists recline on their “hogs” dressed in T-shirts and jeans, bandana head coverings, boots, and black leather
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Holy Hill,
    Milwaukee, Wisconsin
    August 30, 2003
    Black Culture Mess “Black Culture” Mess
    in which Africans dressed in native skirts dance around the Novus Ordo “table”
    Roger Cardinal Mahony Cathedral,
    Los Angeles, California
    May 10, 2003
    Buddha Mess “Buddha” Mess
    in which the Mess is performed on a small table before a much larger Buddha altar
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Nuns In the West Conference, Hacienda Heights, California May 23-26, 2003
    Bum's Mess “Bum’s” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on a picnic table, and some of the participants come in undergarments
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Plainfield, Illinois Summer 2002
    Camouflage Mess “Camouflage” Mess
    in which vestments of camouflage material, designed by a Lutheran minister, are used
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Iraq April 2003
    Camp Mess “Camp” Mess
    in which “Mess” is performed on an overturned canoe
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Poland 2004
    Campfire Mess “Campfire” Mess
    in which “Mess” is performed on a toolbox by a presbyter “vested” in hiking clothes in front of a campfire
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Andrew Boboli Academy,
    Cardboard Box Mess “Cardboard Box” Mess
    in which Mess is said on a cardboard box
    Jesuit Presbyter World Youth Day,
    Toronto, Canada
    Summer 2002
    Carnival Mess “Carnival” Mess
    in which Newchurchers dressed as carnival fools stand around the table holding hands
    Novus Ordo Cardinal Karl Lehmann St. Pius Church,
    Bad Neuenahr-Ahrweiler, Germany
    July 29, 2007
    Charismatic Mess “Charismatic” Mess
    in which members of the congregation bark like dogs, oink like pigs, and roll on the floor
    Novus Ordo Presbyter University of Steubenville,
    Steubenville, Ohio
    October 20, 1997
    Cheesehead Mess “Cheesehead” Mess
    in which the performer of the Mess wears a mitre of cheddar cheese
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Milwaukee, Wisconsin September 26, 2002
    Chinese Tea Mess “Chinese Tea” Mess
    in which Chinese tea is offered at the Offertory, and ancestors are worshipped at a pagan-style side altar
    Novus Ordo Bishop Allen Vigneron Our Lady of the Rosary,
    Union City, California
    February 7, 2004
    Circus Mess “Circus” Mess I
    in which the Mess is performed by presbyter and deacon vested in circus colors and sporting red clown’s noses
    Novus Ordo Presbyter and Deacon St. Michael, Wuerzburg, Germany August 7, 2005
    Circus Mess “Circus” Mess II
    in which the Mess is performed by a presbyter in a clown chasuble and consecrating what looks like a layer cake and Kool-Aid in plastic cups
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Jerry Hogan Worcester, Massachusetts October 17, 2011
    Clown Mess “Clown” Mess
    in which the performer is “vested” as a clown and engages in “sacred laughter”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Brian Joyce Christ the King Church, California September 1, 2002
    Coffee Mess “Coffee” Mess
    in which coffee is used for “communion”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. William’s Church,
    Louisville, Kentucky
    October 4, 2002
    Come As Your Are Mess “Come as You Are” Mess
    in which the recipients of the “cookie” come up dressed as clowns
    Novus Ordo Presbyter John Johnson St. James the Greater Church,
    Dogtown, St. Louis, Missouri
    March 17, 2004
    Cookie Mess “Cookie” Mess
    in which invalidating ingredients are used (said to characterize the majority of Messes performed in the United States)
    Bishop John Cummins Oakland, California June 17, 2002
    Cowboy Mess “Cowboy” Mess
    in which the presbyter and his ministers were all “vested” as cowboys and live poultry were placed about the altar
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Canada 2005
    Dance Mess “Dance” Mess
    in which participants dance around the Novus Ordo “table”
    Archbishop Anthony Pilla Kent State University Newman Center,
    Kent, Ohio
    June 16, 2003
    Dip It Yourself Mess “Dip It Yourself” Mess
    in which children dip their Novus Ordo cookie into — what? — milk, grape juice, wine?
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Martin de Corléans,
    Aosta, Italy
    Disco Mess “Disco” Mess
    in which a mob of presbyters “concelebrates” Mess in the “disco” style, with hands waving and bodies undulating before the Novus Ordo dinner table
    Novus Ordo Presbyters Plobsheim, France May 31, 2009
    Divine Mercy Mess “Divine Mercy” Mess
    in which participants act like charistmatics with hands swaying
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Various April 27, 2003
    Dorito Mess “Dorito” Mess
    in which a “Dorito” corn chip is used as matter
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Religious Education Congress,
    Cathedral, Los Angeles, California
    October 21, 2003
    Drum Mess “Drum” Mess
    in which the presbyter performs the Mess with clay pots, sesame stick, and snare drum on the “table”
    Presbyter Garry Boy Scout Meeting,
    Friedberg, Germany
    Easter Bunny Mess “Easter Bunny” Mess
    in which the presbyter concelebrates the Mess with an Easter bunny, who hands out chocolate eggs for “communion”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Hartberg, Austria April 8, 2012
    Family Mess “Family” Mess
    in which the presbyter performs the Mess while the kids loll around the “sanctuary” bored out of their goards with their backs toward presbyter, and altar
    Presbyter Joseph Ziliak St. John the Baptist Parish,
    Newburgh, Indiana
    Fetish Mess “Fetish” Mess
    in which semi-naked natives wearing fetish feathers gather around the “sanctuary”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Tom Gier Society of Our Lady of the Most Holy Trinity 2000
    Field Mess “Field” Mess
    in which the presbyter performs the Mess in a field while the kids loll around in the grass
    Polish Presbyter Poland May 24, 2004
    French Bread Mess “French Bread” Mess
    in which french bread is “elevated” while people squat around a circular coffee table
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Steve Kelly A Living Room in Los Angeles, California 1996
    Field Mess “Front Yard” Mess
    in which the presbyter takes his ease in the front yard while a female “homilist” does all the work
    Presbyter Raymond Thomas St. Mary/St. Francis Cabrini Church,
    Conneaut, Ohio
    Summer 2006
    Gay Mess “Gay” Mess
    in which presbyters gather around the bishop in the rainbow-colored flag, the Radical Gay Movement’s war banner
    Roger Cardinal Mahony St. Dominic’s Church,
    Eagle Rock, California
    February 4, 2001
    Guitar Mess “Guitar” Mess
    in which the presbyter himself “performs” Mess and the music on the profane guitar
    Novus Ordo Presbyter “Dan” University of Canberra, Australia,
    “Spiritual Meeting Place”
    Gym Mess “Gym” Mess
    in which “a joyful and creative liturgy designed by and for families with Gospel-centered messages geared toward children” is performed while children crowd around the Novus Ordo “table” Indian-style
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Joan of Arc Church, Minneapolis, Minnesota July 20, 2003
    Gymnastic Mess “Gymnastic” Mess
    in which gymnasts dressed in flimsy costumes perform during the performance of the Novus Ordo Mess
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Menzingen, Switzerland May 2, 2004
    Haystack Mess “Haystack” Mess
    in which the presbyter simulates Mess on a haystack
    Presbyter Jim Profit Guelph, Ontario, Canada June 1, 2008
    Hindu Mess “Hindu” Mess
    in which pagan Hindu girls dance around the altar chanting the Hindu om
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Thomas d’Sa and Newparish presbyter Toronto, Canada July 2, 2006
    Hoverboard Mess “Hoverboard” Mess
    in which the performer of the Mess “presides” from a hoverboard, which he rides up and down the center aisle
    Novus Ordo Presbyter San Pablo, Philippines December 24, 2015
    Ignatian Retreat Mess “Ignatian Retreat” Mess
    in which a semi-nude Novus Ordo Jesuit presbyter dances a Mess
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Robert Ver Eecke, S.J. Boston, Massachusetts September 9, 2003
    Indian Chief Mess “Indian Chief” Mess
    in which a Novus Ordo Jesuit presbyter dons an Indian chief’s headdress and performs the Mess
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Tekakwitha Conference, Tucson, Arizona 2005
    Indian Feather Mess “Indian Feather” Mess
    in which the Novus Ordo Archbishop of Denver sports Indian feathers and tom-toms
    Archbishop Charles Chaput Denver, Colorado August 4, 2003
    Juggler Mess “Juggler” Mess
    in which a clown-juggler juggles the “cookies” while the presbyter “performs” Mess in a circus
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Heller Circus Knie,
    July 21, 2002
    Juvenile Mess “Juvenile” Mess
    in which seventh-grade girls prance around the “altar” while the presbyter performs “Mess” behind an altar frontal reading, “Treat others the way you would like to be treated,” enclosed in a big pink heart
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Laurie O’Toole Warrnambool, Victoria, Australia June 27, 2003
    Kitchen Table Mess “Kitchen Table” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on kitchen table with biscuits
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Austria October 31, 2003
    Kool-aid Mess “Kool-aid” Mess
    in which a Newchurch cardinal “consecrates” grape, cherry, and orange Kool-aid
    Newchurch Cardinal Roger Mahony Archdiocesan Pastoral Council Meeting
    Los Angeles
    February 13, 2007
    Life Teen Mess

    “Life Teen” Mess
    in which “Life Teen” charismatics worship the Novus Ordo “cookie”

    Novus Ordo Presbyter Various September 2, 2003
    Life Teen Mess

    “Low Dinner Table” Mess
    in which the Novus Ordo “Dinner Table” Is So Low that the presbyter has to perform the Mess kneeling

    Novus Ordo Presbyter Attard, Malta August 2014
    Menorah Mess “Menorah” Mess
    in which a Jewish Menorah is placed on the Novus Ordo “table”
    Archbishop Alfred Hughes Chapel of Notre Dame,
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    October 5, 2003
    Mother Earth Mess “Mother Earth” Mess
    in which a Novus Ordo Franciscan Sister of the Perpetual Adoration makes an offering to Goddess Mother Earth
    Novus Ordo Priestess Various August 12, 2003
    Mummers Mess “Mummers Mess”
    in which lectors and gift bearers are dressed up like Voodoo practitioners
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Robert Feeney Our Lady of Mt. Carmel,
    South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    December 31, 2003
    Nightclub Mess “Nightclub” Mess
    in which the performer dresses in a tuxedo and tells jokes
    Monsignor Reynolds Pompano Beach, Florida April 7, 2003
    Oecumenical Day Mess “Oecumenical” Mess
    in which a joint Protestant-Catholic oecumenical service is performed
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Gotthold Hasenhuttl Berlin June 1, 2003
    Pancake Mess “Pancake” Mess
    in which a vested priestess cuts the pancake “species,” assisted by a presbyter and a bishop, while a T-shirted acolyte uses an ice-cream scoop in the clay “chalice,” all this taking place on a table covered with a multicolored party tablecloth
    Novus Ordo Bishop Pedro Casaldaliga (in background) Goiania, Brazil,
    Jesuit Youth House
    Papal Buddha Mess Papal “Buddha” Mess
    in which Mess is celebrated with a Buddha atop the Novus Ordo “table”
    Pope John Paul II Assisi, Italy October 26, 1986
    Papal Clown Mess Papal “Clown” Mess
    in which clowns entertain in front of the pope on his throne
    Pope John Paul II St. Peter’s Square,
    Vatican City
    November 17, 2002
    Papal Hindu Mass Papal “Hindu” Mess
    in which what appear to be Hindu ceremonies are performed in front of the papal Mess
    Pope John Paul II New Delhi,
    November 7, 1999
    Papal Nudie Mess Papal “Nudie” Mess
    in which a bare-breasted lectoress reads the Epistle in front of the pope and his clergy
    Pope John Paul II Papua New Guinea 1984
    Papal Sugar Cookie Mess I Papal “Sugar Cookie” Mess I
    in which JPII “consecrates” matter looking like a giant sugar cookie
    Pope John Paul II St. Peter’s Basilica,
    Vatican City
    September 4, 2003
    Papal Sugar Cookie Mess II Papal “Sugar Cookie” Mess II
    in which Benedict-Ratzinger “consecrates” matter looking like a giant sugar cookie
    Pope Benedict XVI Redemptoris Mater Seminary, 
    April 21, 2005
    Papal Woodstock Mess IPapal Woodstock Mess II

    Papal Woodstock Mess III

    Papal “Woodstock” Mess
    at which youth, dressed in beachwear (if at all), lounge around on the grass looking bored
    Pope John Paul II XIIth World Youth Day 1997
    Patio Mess “Patio” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on a round patio table
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Paul Villeroy St. Augustine Parish, Signal Mountain, Tennessee July 11, 2004
    Peanut Butter Cookie Mess “Peanut Butter Cookie” Mess
    in which peanut-butter cookies are used for the matter
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Archdiocese in the Southern United States October 23, 2003
    Picnic Mess “Picnic” Mess
    in which the short-sleeved presbyter holds up a cookie and glass of Kool-Aid, with other plastic containers of Kool-Aid on the picnic table
    Novus Ordo Franciscan Presbyter Franciscan Profession, United States 2003
    Pink Panther Mess “Pink Panther” Mess
    in which a cutout of a pink panther, the school’s “spirit” mascot, was placed in front of the “table”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Rhenne Mt. Carmel Academy,
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    Polka Mess “Polka” Mess
    in which sacred music is replaced by polkas, and the polka is danced around the Novus Ordo “table”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Perkovich St. Peter’s Basilica,
    Vatican City
    Pontoon Mess “Pontoon” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on a pontoon raft lurching back and forth on a river at a summer camp
    Novus Ordo Pastor Joe Campbell Our Lady of Perpetual Help Church,
    LaFollette, Tennessee
    December 11, 2002
    Pool Mess “Pool” or “Paedophile” Mess
    in which Mess is performed on a TV table beside a swimming pool for semi-naked boys
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Tony Janton La Salle College High School,
    Wyndmoor, Pennsylvania
    July 15, 2014
    Potato Chip Mess “Potato Chip” Mess
    in which the matter is potato chips and grape juice, held not in sacred vessels, but in glass containers
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Rita’s Church,
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    November 20, 2003
    Priestess Mess “Priestess” Mess
    in which a woman plays the role of a presbyter and performs the Mess
    Presbyter Cooper St. Matthias Church,
    Milwaukee, Wisconsin
    March 25, 2003
    Pub Mess “Pub” Mess
    in which a presbyter performs Mess in a pub, accompanied by guitars and saxophones
    Novus Ordo Presbyter
    Sean Horrigan
    Mucky Duck Pub,
    Houston, Texas
    December 26, 2003
    Puppet Mess “Puppet” Mess
    in which a presbyter “performs” Mess using ventriloquism through “Charlie,” a dummy
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Douglas Sweet St. Joseph Church,
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Pub Mess “Rabbit” Mess
    in which a presbyter “con”-celebrates Mess with Reggie “the Rabbit,” a professional rugby team mascot
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Jersey St. Michael Church,
    Darceyville, Australia
    September 29, 2013
    Sail MessSail Mess “Sail” Mess
    in which a bishop is consecrated on Novus Ordo “tables” made up like ships’ sails
    Bishop Michael Guyard France November 13, 2003
    Sandwich Mess “Sandwich” Mess
    in which the presbyter “consecrates” a bologna sandwich
    Presbyter Burnier Jesuit Youth House (Casa da Juventude),
    Goiania, Brazil
    Sitting Bull Mess “Sitting Bull” Mess
    in which the presbyter sits while performing the Mess before what he supposedly believes is his God, “before Whom every knee should bow”
    Polish Novus Ordo Presbyter Karibo,
    Skull Mess “Skull” Mess
    in which a grotesque skull image was projected on a screen above the altar, and a man and woman, back to back and totally naked, were projected on the same screen
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Andrä, Graz, Austria March 25, 2005
    Soda Mess “Soda” Mess
    in which Mountain Dew is served in plastic champagne classes for the “fruit of the vine”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Matamata,
    New Zealand
    January 28, 2002
    Sponge Bob “Sponge Bob” Mess
    in which a Sponge Bob cartoon figure decorates the Novus Ordo “sanctuary”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Barnabas Church,
    Long Beach, California
    June 7, 2009
    Spook Mess “Spook” Mess
    in which kids dress as little devils, etc., gather around the Novus Ordo “table”
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Charles Borromeo Church,
    Woonsocket, Rhode Island
    October 24, 2003
    Spring Water Mess “Spring Water” Mess
    in which the Transitional Deacon of the Mess, vested in shorts and running shoes, offers a bottle of spring water with a straw in it
    Presbyter Brian Christianson and Transitional Deacon Jim Hoener Schipol Airport, Amsterdam August 24, 2005
    Squat Mess “Squat” Mess
    in which the presbyter performs Mess squatting down in front of a “stool-altar” in the woods
    Jesuit Presbyter Jacek Olczyk Poland September 21, 2005
    Picnic Mess “Star Wars” Mess
    in which the presbyter wields a light saber like Darth Vadar
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Christoph Nobs St. Stephen, Putzbrunn, Germany June 8, 2013
    Stock Exchange Mess “Stock Exchange” Mess
    in which a presbyter simulated a Novus Ordo service in front of the Manila Stock Exchange’s tote board
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Stock Exchange,
    Manila, Philippines
    January 2, 2008
    Tango Mess “Tango” Mess
    in which danceuses cavort to the beat of a steel drum band
    Novus Ordo Presbyter St. Monica Church,
    Rochester, New York
    June 2, 2003
    Tet Mess “Tet” Mess
    in which danceuses trip the light fantastic before the Novus Ordo table right out of a scene from an oriental restaurant
    Novus Ordo Bishop Allen Vigneron St. Anthony Church,
    Oakland, California
    January 2004
    Vestal Virgin Mess “Vestal Virgin” Mess
    in which Novus Ordo nuns dance like pagan Vestal Virgins during the dedication of a Novus Ordo square “table”
    Roger Cardinal Mahony Cathedral,
    Los Angeles, California
    September 6, 2002
    Voodoo Mess “Voodoo” Mess
    at which witch doctors of voodoo participate, and animist (pagan) practices are included
    Auspices of the Archbishop of Sao Paulo Our Lady of Achiropita Parish,
    Sao Paulo, Brazil
    May 31, 2003
    Washtub Mess “Washtub” Mess
    at which Newchurchers congregate around a washtub altar
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Grosskrotzenburg, Germany August 2001
    Wildflower Mess “Wildflower” Mess
    in which German rye is served on rocks amidst wildflowers
    Novus Ordo Presbyter Ignatian Hike, Jesuit Community University,
    Freiburg, Germany
    August 24, 2003
    Witch Mess “Witch” Mess
    at which white witches assemble in coven with approval of the Novus Ordo bishop
    Novus Ordo Priestesses Oakland, California March 31, 2003
    Womyn Mess “Womyn” Mess
    at which Novus Ordo “table” servettes, lectresses, gift-bearers, etc., were all adult womyn, vested in Novus Ordo albettes
    Novus Ordo Priestesses National Council of Catholic Women,
    Washington, D.C.
    October 31, 1999

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